Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican ???

Politically Incorrect (but true!)

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican ???

Here is a little test that will help you decide . . .

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges!

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do??

Democrat's Answer:

• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

• BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
• click . . . (the sounds of new magazine being loaded)
• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
• click . . .
• Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy. Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or did you use the hollow points?"

Thanks again to Don, who forwards and forwards, more than we can post.