Something to Offend Everyone

From: don To: a--------@aol.com Date: Jun 29, 2005 3:01 PM Subject: Fw: Something to offend everyone An extract of a much longer email is shown below. Much more can be found at Chronicles of Hectia. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time....." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain 't gonna believe this shit..." My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.