The Blonde's Year in Review

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 7:16 AM Subject: The Blonde's Year in Review> THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW >>> January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.>> February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit> into the typewriter.>> March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6> months because the box said "2-4 years.">> April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.>> May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those> little packets.>> June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with> a slope.>> July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained > to> the judges that the other swimmers were using their> arms.>> August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their> locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top> was down.>> September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C.">> October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.>> November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour> per pound and she weighed 120.>> December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone>