Funny, Frivolous, Painful, Practical... these are shoes?

That any of these could be worn for even a minute except perhaps the green ones or the blue ones would seem to defy physics as well as good sense, certainly good fashion sense. Thanks to Sherry and cousin Judy for these remarkable images.

Day of the Dead

Dead Terrorist from Walter's Dad, you know, Walter the most lovable old man ever. Thanks to ElKa for this one. Ded Bob Ded Bob has to be one of the classic shows on the Midwest Renaissance Festival circuits! On Halloween Weekend at the Texas Renaissance Festival 2007, he officially opened his bid to become the next... Ded Bob for President Thanks to our RE Agent, Ms Bee Pee Oh, for these, you might know her brother, Three. !-)

World's Best Beer Commerical

I have an MPEG of the world's best beer commerical. Now all I have to do is figure out how to post it here. Perhaps I could upload it to YouTube and then link it in. If I put it on YouTube it will come down on copyright issues most likely. Hum, I wonder ... Thanks to Nicki in Florida for this little wonder. And, Oh Yeah, Nicki, thanks again for your sister, she is wonderful. Well, I supposed this statement is the answer, object id="BLOG_video-FAILED". We perservere. We'll get it here somehow, it's too good to miss.

Fwd: Fw: Blue Pigeon

Blue Pigeon The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop.

The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean. One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

"I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons

without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million

dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon.

The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into

the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon.

They gathered up behind the blue pigeon, and followed

the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed.

He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a

wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the ma n with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.

The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?

Thanks to CJ for this one

Fwd: Subject: FW: Thoughts, Enjoy a live life!!

Some of you are related to me by blood, sweat or tears, and in some cases all three. I used to get a lot of "Fwd" email, an old one is below, until an old friend died recently and then I dropped out of the loop. Loop me back in, please, if you like.

---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Bionicladyxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 13:32:05 EST Subject: Subject: FW: Thoughts, Enjoy a live life!! To: xxxxxxxxxxx

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember !

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

-- George

Nookie and a cookie

Nookie and a cookie, along with the winner of the "It's not my job" category and an eight year old's note showing complete command of the English language came in the mail recently from a friend who has been ill and is obviously doing better. Good work, Don!

Rednecks, we're everywhere

Rednecks, we're everywhere and so are these pictures, but some of them are truly hilarious.

See more and a little more.