This just keeps coming around
From: His-------@aol.com
To: da-------@houston.rr.com
Sent: Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:35 PM
Subject: Fwd: Texas Drinking Rules
Texas Drinking Rules
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from
the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks
his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls
out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink out of
the same glass twice either.
The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up
his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
He says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice."
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