Re: Fw: Great Comeback

Posted on Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:, outstanding, Thank You!

On 8/20/05, George wrote:

Best indeed! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: don

Date: Aug 19, 2005 6:41 AM Subject: Fw: Great Comeback To: Bioniclady

This pearl from Ed provides unity to our national pleasures, by expanding what i had always taken as a Southern sport involving good lads in Mississippi watermelon fields and true love, 'tis reassuring to know that our Northern cousins enjoy similar delights in veggie/fruity love practices. Northerners can even cook afterwards - No wonder they won The Wah and have had peculiar politics ever since. Excellent rendition even tho haven't verified accuracy of this particular account.

don

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Subject: Best comeback Line This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula , GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...... " A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'

-- George